A list of puns related to "Cute"
I finally went to talk to the super cute girl who works in the Egyptian super market.
Her: What can I do for you?
Me: I'm looking for a date.
Her: Oh, what kind of dates?
Me: Uhmm, just dinner and a movie :)
What do you call a cute button, which on pressing norifies the house owner to open the door?
Adoorbell.
It always sounds like my Italian neighbor is calling my doorbell cute.
He insist it is adoorabell.
My partner is having a bad day at work, so I thought I would draw his favorite animal with a cute note.
What do you call something that's shockingly cute?
Electrocute.
My daughter came home from the toy store with a spherical Pixar fish toy. She asked me if I thought it was cute.
Cute? It’s a Dory ball!
I thought I saw a cute girl by the lettuce in the shop today
Turns out it was salad
What do you call when cute girls line up for a feast?
Barbie queue
When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.
It's called Parking Son's disease.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
What do scarabs put on to look cute?
Mascarab.
On my yacht, I make one of the crew dress in cute costume to stand for the pole supporting the yards, booms, and rigging...
He's my mast-cot.
What's the difference between a great joke and a cute joke?
A great joke is awesome, a cute joke is awwesome.
What's the difference between a great joke and a cute joke? reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
I saw a doe feeding her cute newborn fawn...
I quickly became endeered.
What do you call a cute mathematician?
A qt3.14
My wife thought it would be cute if we had pet names for each other.
Guess "Fido" was a bad choice.
Now I'm in the doghouse.
Girls who like marvel are loki kinda cute.
My deaf girlfriend was so excited I told her she was cute.
She doesn't hear that often.
Asking out the cute girl at the flower store:
"Got any plants this weekend?"
My ex and I had cute names for each other. He called me baby and I called him Richard.
Because he was a dick.
My girlfriend told me she hates the noise I make when she says something cute.
At least she's being aww-nest.
What do we want? Cute kittens!! When do we want them?
Meow!
I took my cute CPA go karting on our first date to a place called Turbo Tracks...
She wasn't Intuit
I'm starting a cute little shop that sells doors... but the the only form of currency we take is marijuana
We're a door a bowl
I met a cute psychiatrist today...
and now I can't seem to get her off my mind.
When I reach home, my youngest son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it while making car sounds. His cute antics always make me forget that he is suffering from a rare disease.
It is called Parking Son's disease.
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